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Friday, May 12, 2006

L.A's potential education plan - "Let's fuck it up even more!"

This just in, albeit, a tad bit late; the mayor of Los Angeles is looking to implement a very radical education reform; of course, it's being passed off in the form of a meagre, and very harmless plan. Unfortunately, this is the mildest manner in which I could sum up the news, because the nut-job is really going to take that political tire iron of his, and sodomise the school system!

Has the L.A mayor, lost it entirely? What the fuck, man! L.A is now faced with an educaiton plan, which might end up traumatising a significant group of young individuals for a six-year-period, and might end up having their perception of school, completely and utterly obliterated. Of course, the causes for resorting to such stupidity is simply justified as a casual beta-test in order to evaluate a certain nitwit’s asinine take on educational reform through a stringently shrewd plan.

The concept is really quite simple. We start with the delegation of power; school board looses power and the fancy red buttons -- the control buttons -- now majestically fall into the mayor’s lap. This odd turn of events is then followed by potentially longer school hours; six-day-long weeks, which means school on Saturdays; shorter school years; and the fuckin’ eyesore of institutional homicide of individuality and rights: the uniform! A feast of stomach-turning facts that I was treated to, courtesy of Fox News.

“The one primary reason as to why I worshipped the American education system for not subjecting its students to protocols of drone-like assimilation, and even that’s going down Satan's commode of condemnation at the hands of a group of moronic politicians who only wish that they understood what education was about. Yes, yes! That’s the way to do it! Make ‘em hate school, even more! Make the minds of tomorrow despise the essence of education, which you effectively obfuscate in lieu of imposing such stringent regulation over their dismayed existence.” - Immediate rant.

For someone who’s seen the down side of this filthy trend; this institutionalisation of individuals - I will have to say that I am tempted to release my bladder contents into this mayor’s next glass of lemonade. Seriously, fuckers; I hate nothing more than government-driven institutionalisation. I’d like to call this bastard, a royal dumb ass; however, it isn’t as simple as just dubbing the moron an appropriate title.

There’s something disgustingly sick about this ploy; this whore of a mayor is trying to motivate education through stringent, and very institutionalising codes of suppression. Is he trying to motivate youngsters, or is he in fact aiming to impose a buckle-down attitude, while destroying their independent will? Seriously, this will result in one, or both of the following: some of the students will just abandon this whole bullshit altogether, and I stand behind them; meanwhile, those sorry bastards that are left behind, will effectively lose all spine and individual volition. What a perfect ploy, you bastard; diminish them, or drive them into the mouth of the abyss! Why don’t you just put control collars on the entire state’s populace.

Apologists will certainly quote this moronic mayor for his casual rhetoric about how he desires to try this for a six-year-period. Therefore, despite this being a pathetic apologist's observation, a final question comes up - does this justify the suffering of those poor bastards who fall within that tyrannical six-year umbrella that this fuckin’ whore of a fascist is casualising like a motherfuckin’ political shill? What about those few young, malleable minds that might either be scarred, or driven into alienation and a natural will to oppose education and future reforms, courtesy of this filthy and officious plan? What about those young minds that might have their greater perception destroyed, because they were unfortunate enough to serve as the lab rats for an out of touch moron's six-year-long flaw? Really, this approach will do little to nothing to motivate the agitated and cynical young minds of the tomorrow; an excellently tyrannical contingent to ensure a fucked-up future, Mayor Dumb Ass!

“What the fuck is happening to this world? Mayor of LA, wanting to make school ten-folds the misery, and twice as officious, in order to make it more attractive? He’s either suffering a truly innocent high on some twisted Kool Aide, or, alternatively, he’s been having sex dreams starring himself opposite Adolf Hitler; you fuckers can guess who plays the bitch in that lil’ flick!” - Closing rhetoric.

Until the next fuck-up, which shouldn't be too far off; stay cool, fuckers.

Later,
Kade

Link to actual news, though my ass was high on the Fox News coverage of the same proposed plan:
http://www.dailybruin.ucla.edu/news/articles.asp?id=36766

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