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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Foot in mouth!

Yeah, if the phantoms out there recall, some months ago, I unloaded a bout of really heavy shots at Zachary Phillip Wylde’s character; I even denigrated his role as an artist. I now post to make some needed amends, and I am not all too happy about them; I also know that this is coming in late, but I just heard his latest work by force, and am now forced to detract some of my comments. I am such a fuckin’ hypocrite! Bahaha… No, that’s not funny.

Link to the original bash session:
http://kadestorm.blogspot.com/2005/09/slobfest.html

Recently, I was delving into my archive of videos and got to realise some of Wylde’s masterpieces from earlier on in his career, and his uncanny natural knack for musical creativity struck me, once again. Yes, I watched that one video from the MTV head bangers ball, where he performed an acoustic-only song with southern blues vocals, the song known as “Machinegun Man”. The performance blew me away to say least, that bastard really owned the spotlight with that song, and it went on to demonstrate Wylde’s own versatility, though the reminiscing did not stop there.

I went on to watch the other videos, and even some of his recent metal mammoths that we all know as the Black Label Society music tracks; yeah, yeah, I took on the oath to boycott his works; however, I just had to attain some form of closure on my perception. Fuckin’ hell! This guy is good! Moreover, his versatility and impact are truly undeniable; the man deserves good credit and we owe it to him. I myself, felt like goin' on a pissin' rage after experiencing that entire trip of Black Label goodness!

Unfortunately, I was once again struck by Wylde’s off-stage comments; his rather anal conjectures, even his raunchy incoherence. After factoring the entire poetry in motion that is his music, into his deluded and traumatically obnoxious contentions, I was once again faced with an ugly muddle; I now was in a pissin' mood; I just wanted to piss on his head! Perhaps stimulate some growth in the cereberal cortex?

Yeah! You’re a great musician, dude! But somewhat like the Machinegun Man; your best friend is your dick, which you use to process your thoughts, seeing as your brain has bailed out on ya’! Much like the majority of your intelligent demographic of Stoned Drunk Mother fuckers (fans).

Woah’ shit! What do you know, I actually segued from a sincere amend, right back to my uncompromising insolence, beautiful, or deceitful? No really, it is something to ponder: Was this transition from regret back into contempt, an intentional ploy? Or was it really sporadic poetry, which just happened to be smoothly delivered? Frankly, I couldn’t give fuck.

“Back to square -fuckin’- one!” -- Kade’s conundrum over Zakk Wylde.

Stay cool, fuckers.

Cheers,
Kade

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